Yeah well, the Wallmaster in the previous dungeon was going to tie him to a bottle rocket so this isn’t so bad.
Now That You’re Big by Simon Greiner
With apologies to Dr. Seuss, this illustrated children’s book cleverly conveys all the pertinent information budding prepubescents need (and possibly dont want) about their bulging naughty bits… whilst rhyming! Read the full story (and if you’re like me, perhaps learn a thing or two) at nowthatyourebig.blogspot.
Hahaha oh man this is just too good.